Things we say when it's late at night

• "I would let you touch my stomach more if you wore more neutral colors. You wear bright colors and it scares me." -T
• "If you were famous and you wanted to do a very very VERY famous opening, you wouldn't want a helicopter because people's hats and dresses would fall off... and that's not cute." -T
• "I don't want you to get in a fire." -T "What fire is that?" -S "Looting. Half of those people don't have a left foot. You think what you want to think. My hands are tied." -T
• "My icepack is moving off my chest because of my heartbeat, so if it doesn't move then it means I'm dead. If it does move,  I still might have some other life-threatening illness." -T